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Hey can someone explain the asexual one to me

But why would anyone need that much margarine? Ohh they mean a bath tub.

I literally had no idea that you voiced a character in Genshin, that’s so cool

SANS Have a dry ass fingernail💀💀💀

me when im on that diabolical sugar :

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"There was a woman before now, and she bore a hen in the rocks by the shore. When the hen grew big, she used to be going to the king's house every day to give to her mother. One day the king saw her. 'Nasty little creature,' he said, 'what are you doing standing upon my door?' 'Well,' said the hen, 'I may be little, and even nasty, but I can do a thing your fine big queen cannot.' 'What is that?' said the king. 'I can spring from rafter to rafter, with the tongs and the pot-hook trailing after me.' So the hen did it, and the queen tried it. The queen took a spring of herself, and she cut the edge of her two shanks, and she fell and the brains went out of her. The king had four queens, but the hen put them all out with this trick. 'It would be better for you now,' said the hen, 'to marry my mother. She is a fine woman.' 'Away with you,' cried the king. You have caused me enough loss already, you nasty creature.' 'It is best you marry her,' the hen said again. So the king sent down for the hen's mother and had a good look at her. And the mother had a good look at him. That was satisfactory, so she herself and the king were married." -A fable from page 80 of The Giant Book of Celtic Myths and Legends.

6:16 A mystical Force possesses random civilians in the area.

Vampires *and* succubuses also also poses the question of "what if your food is concious and scream (in pain or in love) everytime you eat them?"

1:43 about to have a biology exam this will save me

uhm actually, the plural of "dingus" is "dingi".

The alien is so wholesome my heart!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

Holy shit, when did PM get Married? Like i know i havent been on thr chanel in a while, but how did i miss that?

tumblr sure does go 0-60 at the speed of left field

That 2nd last post hurts cause someone was upset with me and never told me until the end and calls it emotional trauma and it's like Do Do you *not* see the hypocrisy in your words and actions right now? Can we normalize both parties being at fault and hurt each other so instead of the blame game and manipulating the narrative we can just fuckin heal

Just got reminded of a Portuguese book that had all the news articles of this one religious newspaper from 1957 that i found and i suddenly need to use it for world bulding.

“if were gonna get dragged to hell were going to do the interior decorating” yet another tumblr banger

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Grats on the Genshin role btw!

I need to take a hike in a forest with a small group of my peers and two older adults whose job it is to keep us safe and educate us about the forest we're walking through and the pond we're going to, all slathered in sunscreen and bug spray, with packed lunches, and we get rewarded for using as much recyclable and compostable stuff as possible, and one of our goals of the week is to put together a short and entertaining skit that we perform on Friday for our parents… I miss nature center camp, man.

It's so funny rewatching this and seeing Teaboot randomly bc now I know them as "person who made a very long rant about how much Olaf sucked and then the rage left their body as soon as they hit post"

well fck you I'm just gonna start my own club then, with verbose language and doritos and rock collecting

trans people suck tho

Fun fact, HRT isn't just for trans people. Some people have too low estrogen or too low testosterone that affects their body to a point where it causes health problems :) So cis people also use HRT as well for the sake of healthcare. HRT is important and can save lives.

big nus

5:05 DO NOT

0:34 As an asexual who loves wordplay, I am ashamed to admit it took me too long to get the joke (I was thinking of the wrong deck).

Granted, I think with the Elric twins the question is whether "doing something wrong" is Mistakes or Intentional Misdeeds. Like... Them trying to do something extremely dangerous believing it would do something positive and genuinely being unaware of how awful it would turn out is a different kind of wrongdoing to active acts of wrong.